that would be john mayer and robert pattinson, respectively. they need to start dating each other immediately because I have read two douchey interviews this week.
I mentioned something about rpattz in my previous post. I had forgotten all about him saying elephants purr and it sounds like a velicoraptor.
yes, he knows what a fucking dinosaur sounds like. that's the kind of brains you can have when you stay away from ICKY GIRLS!
all I can say is the many "twihard" guys (this surely includes many, many gays) PLEASE HIT ON HIM so he will stop dropping these anvil-like hints. apparently the only "twihards" bold enough to hit on him are ICKY GIRLS (and their moms).
he cannot BE around those THINGS WE HAVE. (perish the thought!) so, put on your glitter and go for it twibois (or whatever gay male twilight fans of legal age call themselves)!
now, I don't blame him for maybe feeling uncomfortable at the photoshoot. but, the part of the interview my phone allowed me to read was clearly done at a different time. actually, there was more than one meeting for this tiresome thing.
meanwhile, john mayer decided to show us how racially aware he is by using THE WORD. he's been bawling and squalling ever since. he sowwy. he didn't mean it like that (uh, I read the whole interview... I don't know how else he meant it despite what he babbles).
he acts like he just got the memo that a lot of people don't like THE WORD and do not wish to read it, see it, hear it, or listen to you sniffling it. yeah, that's news.
john, you fucking moron, no one has EVER liked THE WORD. even back in slave days it was a bad word to say. so, you said a word some people who OWNED SLAVES wouldn't say... geez dude, pull your head out of your ass and look around once in a while.
he also invoked the name of david duke. now, I haven't heard about david duke is a good while. I really had forgotten all about him... apparently john mayer hasn't. and david duke is the reason black women are safe from john mayer's stds ... or something like that.
but, back to the word... that was tossed out when they asked him about his "hood pass" (formerly? known as a ghetto pass). o.k., a "hood" and a "ghetto" aren't the same, so??? and he says what people really mean is a "n--- pass". er, no they don't.
hood and ghetto are both PLACES. places and people aren't the same even if people do live in places and places often have people living in them.
but let's just overlook that for a second and wonder why playboy would ask john mayer about his "hood pass". before this interview, did a lot of black people like john mayer?