Tuesday, March 29, 2011

holly j pees herself on degrassi

Can you imagine being in the home stretch of your senior year and you literally leave a little puddle on the floor during a presentation? Me neither, but I see a G.E.D. (or whatever the canadian equivalent is) in your future.

Why did this happen? Well, holly j was so busy go getting she didn't go to the doctor even though she thought she had strep throat. Then she passes right the fuck out in a presentation before the peeing incident and flees the e.r. (or whatever that was she went to which involved a doctor) to keep on go getting. So, the strep settled in home girl's kidneys. Not kidding.

ted bundy still alive? (spoiler: no)

I was just poking around the interwebs and I found someone asked if t.b.'s mother was still alive. I decided to look at the answer and, if you want to believe that answer, she is. And so is her son... you know the same son originally named robert theodore cowell who was executed in 1989? Yeah. People on the interwebs... I tell you.

This is another site I found where you can answer questions and bored drunks answer it. Or whatever you have to be to think "crazy ted" and his mom live down the street from you. If you think they do, you might want to stock up on ... hell, I don't know what you'd need at that point.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

drinking and drowning? the concealed crime...

i know the title of this post sounds emo as the blackest of guyliner, but it has to do with some reading i have been doing lately.

apparently, there are a lot of young men who go missing. some have been drinking. some are later found drowned. while i admit drunks and water dont mix, it is baffling how some of these young men ever found themselves in the position to drown. even very, very drunk people arent going to want to swim in rivers in big cities. and it is not that simple to get into the water. if it was, every weekend would see several people bobbing gently in the dirty water. it would be necessary to station someone to stand alongside the river with a fishing people out pole.

so, what is the deal with these half assed explanations. especially since not just a few of these fellows took their entire automobile in with them. it just isnt supposed to be so common. i suppose the moral of this story is if you like to drink at a bar and several young men have somehow found themselves drowned on the way home, find another place to drink.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

hi again...

what to blog about...

i have been thinking. i may be making things too difficult.

i am sick again and sleeping too much.

i have a headache.

but, there are more important things than me in the world.

thank you for hanging in there. i am trying to think of something good. i havent even plugged in my laptop. see u soon