I thought I was done with writing about john mayer...
needing new publicity for her new project, skank took to her twitter to bitch about john mayer. and tell us about her vagina exercises.
she wants to teach him his place via her usual (at first) methods... sex and beatings. ok, john... do not lose sight of the fact that she will eventually kill you and molest your dead body. she'll lay in your blood, wear your clothes, and endlessly bitch about what an asshole you were. she's charming like that.
if you want a beatdown, get kayne to do it (he'll stop hitting you way sooner). if you want sex, drunk dial jessica simpson (she'll take pity eventually). but, none of that with skank.
btw, I predicted (offline) that the skank would do something like this. she's so PREDICTABLE.