Friday, February 26, 2010

stay away from the skank, john, she will kill you

I thought I was done with writing about john mayer...

needing new publicity for her new project, skank took to her twitter to bitch about john mayer. and tell us about her vagina exercises.

she wants to teach him his place via her usual (at first) methods... sex and beatings. ok, john... do not lose sight of the fact that she will eventually kill you and molest your dead body. she'll lay in your blood, wear your clothes, and endlessly bitch about what an asshole you were. she's charming like that.

if you want a beatdown, get kayne to do it (he'll stop hitting you way sooner). if you want sex, drunk dial jessica simpson (she'll take pity eventually). but, none of that with skank.

btw, I predicted (offline) that the skank would do something like this. she's so PREDICTABLE.

6 comments:

Allen the Duck Guy said...

i am so torn. on one hand i loathe courtney love for the murder of one my favorite musical performers. on the other hand, john mayer needs to die a horrible death...

shampoo said...

jessica simpson told oprah she was upset with him

Allen the Duck Guy said...

no doubt. he's an asshole and if what he said about blacks was offensive (and it was) then what he said about women is inexcusable.

still, he was more respectful that robert pattinson.

shampoo said...

a lot of people don't understand why jess is upset since they view what he said as a compliment. but they don't take into consideration that she dated him for nine months and now he's saying she's only good for one thing. it's no wonder that hurt her feelings. especially if she really liked him and thought he liked her (for more than sex).

also, her fans may start thinking ill of her. some girls can pull off having everyone think that they're hos, but i think jessica's fans want to think of her as nice. some people were saying she shouldn't just go jumping in bed with people... um, i don't think she's exactly out trolling for different sex partners every night and day.

i am not particulary a fan of hers. but i don't speak ill of her since she's really not hurting anyone.

Allen the Duck Guy said...

yeah, jessica simpson isn't a talent powerhouse or anything, but she does seem nice at least. she seems to have shitty taste in guys...

anyway, i've been thinking it over and mayer needs to piss off love so that will kill him and then get busted at least for one of her murders.

shampoo said...

she said she wanted to "hate fuck" him to teach him his "place" (yes, everyone has a "place" in her mind novel). she doesn't think he deserves her fabulous (vagina exercised) attentions, but for the sake of humanity (o.k. she didn't say that exactly), she might (will definitely) do it. who knows maybe he's looking for some girl to beat him up. but there's surely someone else who'll do it.