Wednesday, January 6, 2010

the klum masters are giggling...

jane velez-mitchell is taking issue with all the prescription drugs everyone supposedly has a shit ton of... WHAT?
since when did drugs become easy to get for AVERAGE PEOPLE? some stupid bitch from alabama called in and agreed, but she threw in the fact she had cancer. so maybe she, like, needed the drugs.

I've suffered from severe insomnia most of my life and you know how many doctors responded to my complaints with a prescription? Zero.
that's right, I got nothing even though sometimes i'd go literally days without sleeping (and I was on a schedule, going to work, etc.)

they told me to get more exercise, drink warm milk, meditate... not that I necessarily want sleeping pills, but i'm just saying... you'd think if we had such an over-prescribing crisis at least ONE doctor i've complained to since I was 15 would've considered it. especially since the inability to sleep was adversely affecting my life. so, fuck you, jane.

but, jane's used to be an alcoholic so she's all an expert. she's also dragged poor casey into this, so if you tuned in mid-rant, you'd think it was proven casey died of drugs. at the end, jane quickly mentioned we really don't know yet...

perez hilton is all mystified about the marilyn monroe thing... casey idolized marilyn as did anna nicole smith. then he adds so does lindsay lohan who twittered condolences for casey.

twittering condolences just seems wrong. my father just died and I cannot even imagine such a thing... I couldn't even say he'd passed away for a few days....

oh, why are the klum masters giggling... jane's screaming is doing so much of their dirty work. she's so gross.

jane the war on drugs is a bullshit smokescreen. also, everyone is not a fucking addict just because you are, but way to distract from the issue.

5 comments:

Allen the Duck Guy said...

You're a just microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan...
Designed and directed by his
Red Right Hand.

shampoo said...

aint we all...

shampoo said...

jane, however, is a louder cog than most people

Allen the Duck Guy said...

They have louder. Fox 'News' for example...

shampoo said...

that's true. what's with all the screaming? WE CAN HEAR YOU!