Sunday, January 3, 2010

the elton john rehab ward

I just read that elton john has been helping eminem with his drug problem... for the past 18 months. eminem went to rehab in 05, but relapsed. elton reports eminem is "doing brillantly."

what was eminem taking? vicodin, valium and ambien. lots of each. DAMN! as high strung as he was and he was on all of that? wow.

elton john also wants to help george michael, but george is having none of it! he says he likes drugs and having sex with random men in parks and will continue doing so. his steady man is o.k. with this, says george.

I don't know that elton has anything to do with it, but singer nikki mckibbon did get rehabbed. in fact, a lot of us watched her do it.
according to ent over at crazydaysandnights, she's doing really well. ent just did his blind item reveal and that was one of the items. yay, nikki!

4 comments:

Allen the Duck Guy said...

I think this explains MM's unusual hatred of women....
Maybe with Madame Elton's help he can finally find the love of a man and stop being so bitchy.

shampoo said...

if nothing else he can start visiting george michael's favorite parks.

Allen the Duck Guy said...

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up...
And for gods' sake, wipe your mouth!

shampoo said...

eew... gross!