Wednesday, January 6, 2010

hell has frozen over, i have agreed with jane

jane velez-mitchell just screamed, "why do people have an image? why can't they just be who they are?" and, seriously, it's way easier on all concerned.

she was talking about man ho tiger woods who's currently missing from the public eye. I for one don't care what tiger is doing. I figure he's begging his wife and sponsors to stay with him, but whatever.

still, judging by tiger's 14 mistresses, elin isn't tiger's type physically. maybe she is in every other way, but let's supposed (based on his actions), she's not. why did he marry her?

did he think elin was the type of person someone of his status (in this fucked up world) should marry? or did he love her (i hope he did/does)?

elin has handled herself pretty well through all of this... well, unless she beat him down with a golf club... which some speculate.

still, has tiger been a victim of his own image? or does he have enough sense to be happy with what he has.

7 comments:

Ricky Sprague said...

In the book "Mother Night," Kurt Vonnegut wrote something like, "You are who you pretend to be, so you'd better pretend to be something good."

Maybe he was trying to pretend to be a one-woman guy?

shampoo said...

ricky sprague, I think you're right.

so many people are all "disappointed" because they thought tiger woods was the greatest guy... I really don't know everything about what people thought he was because I never paid much attention to him.

Allen the Duck Guy said...

Geeze. He was just a jock. A talented jock, sure, but still a jock.
Hasn't anyone out there ever met a friggin jock?
They're pretty much all assholes.
Besides, compared to mothers who seel their children and politicians who sell their souls, being a horny dude with a taste in white women is hardly the greatest evil...
He's just a trashy, asshole jock. Plenty more out there where he came from...

shampoo said...

allen tdg, exactly. I guess some people skipped high school.

Allen the Duck Guy said...

The real puzzle here is the coverage. He's a man-whore. Okay, we got it. Must we keep on covering it? How many ways is there to reiterate the sameness of Tiger's penis' extracurricular activities??? It's the most retard media obsession since Michael Jackson, world's most celebrated child molestor, died. (Our top story tonight- Michale Jackson is STILL dead!)

shampoo said...

yeah... it is bewildering. there really doesn't seem to be much going on, fans should've put their disappointment behind them and moved along. yet the media seems compelled to cover it and daily lament, "here's tiger?"

shampoo said...

trivial "news" is a distraction from the real news