Tuesday, December 8, 2009

gaga shakes hands, newsactors go nuts

"newsactors" is a term I picked up back in the day when I used to watch a lot of community-access cable. it means the person READING the news is nothing but an ACTOR. people are coming to realize this, but then again, it's becoming very obvious... just look at some of the pretty girls on cnn. they're good at reading and have well-groomed eyebrows (that's a dlisted thing).

but, one of the most IMPORTANT things that happened today (according to the newsactors) is last night or whenever, lady gaga played at some "royal" charity concert.

before doing with this, she shook hands with the queen of england (in a receiving line). oh, and she was wearing a latex formal and had on a bunch of shiny red eyeshadow. if I hear "god save the queen... from gaga! har har har" one more time... hello, she didn't do anything? she would have been tackled to the ground and the footage would've been seized if she had.

well, here's what she didn't have on: a fucking crown. yeah, this old chick elizabeth windsor has one and it's "real" so that means she owns a country or whatever. so there you go.

lady gaga is a freaking pop star. red spandex and eye shadow are absolutely required for her. also, whatever else she is, she's not very scary. except when she "performs" what she calls "music."

to calm my nerves from this regular assault, let me ruminate on a nice musical offering called "god save the queen" by the sex pistols. they mean it, man.

8 comments:

Allen the Duck Guy said...

I hate Lady Gag gag. He's not only the ugliest dude since Adam Lambert, but he's also void of talent, class, or ability. He fucking sucks and I hope he fucking dies before he releases another audio abortion.

shampoo said...

so, I take it you're not her biggest fan?

Allen the Duck Guy said...

lol. I hope not.

shampoo said...

it's all part of her ART. hehe (j/k)

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