Fan Pairings: OMG! People Scare Me!

Did you know that Hermione Granger and Severus Snape was... a thing? Well, now you know. You're welcome. That's just one of about 50 WTF pairings I could list in two seconds. O.K., let's see... maybe I could see that. They're both literate. Of course, he goes from being her teacher to being (spoiler) dead. Like there's not much interval in between those things. I'm imagining Hermione bring old Sev home to Mum and Dad Muggle. What parent doesn't want their daughter to marry a grumpy old wizard? LOL But, hey, at least they're in the same series. And they have MET...when she was eleven... BUT, she is 18 at the end of the series. I'm pretty sure fandom has gotten to the point where all characters from everything are put into a hat and some names get drawn out.. usually two, but sometimes more.. and coupledom strikes a fanfic author. Real authors, BEWARE.