I just read miley confiding that she "hates" that "people think" she's "on drugs." er, I wasn't aware anyone thought that? wth?
now, obviously, miley is going to be much more up to date on whatall people think of her than I am. but still. is this actually a thing?
most everyone i've heard about are too busy noticing... the way miley is... kind of, let's just say... plain spoken?
then there's miley's tendency to be a little er... well, remember the bra-revealing photo? like that. only more.
at the milder end they're not too surprised about her latest skimpy outfit then there's the more extreme end. some guy on the internet actually called her "depraved." (that seems harsh). oops, my bad... he called her "degenerate." (still too harsh, imo)
miley assures us that she will never "be that person" who drinks to excess. she's just going to keep in mind that... oh, I don't know, she lapsed into miley-ese.
she gives a lot of credit for her future commendable behavior to bret michaels. I guess miley hasn't found time to watch rock of love, rock of love 2, or rock of love bus.
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Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
miley on dwts, surely a happy day for synch bloggers
there have been several things that have made me consider phone blogging... but miley's (apparently relunctant given her glum demeanor backstage) appearance on top-rated show dancing with the stars was just so... words fail.
well, obviously it was awful. I don't know how you can screech via lip synch, but miley did not disappoint. repeatedly, she informed us she caint be TAMed!
the best part was she arrived via bird cage and was wearing black feathers! there were numerous backup dancers to distract from miley (i suppose) and they, too, carried out the bird theme in even more ridiculous ways.
at one point, the bird dancers moved what appeared to be two large bales of straw onto the stage. as far as I could see, that's about all they did with them, but who knows... this is miley. she may be developing a variation on the lap dance that the censors at abc decided not to show us. or maybe she only did what was shown which was to stand in the middle of the stage cocking her head to one side (her bird imitation?) and continuing her lip synching.
well, it wasn't as bad as what I expected. but then, what I expected was a repetition of her live performance of party in the usa. someone has cut her off from live performances.
miley has sincerely promised us this will be her last musical effort. I have to say, FOR HER, it does show some musical progression as it did not tempt me to stab out my own eardrums.
also, it was interesting miley refrained from some of her usual moves (particularly the one borrowed from michael jackson and madonna). I am not sure if she actually left it out or if the merciful producers of the show ignored it.
I know miley has bosses that tell her what to do, so this last thing isn't necessarily her fault: the entire performance revealed that not only can miley be tamed, she has been and is currently someone's pet songbird. a tone deaf, pervy someone who collects pets?
well, obviously it was awful. I don't know how you can screech via lip synch, but miley did not disappoint. repeatedly, she informed us she caint be TAMed!
the best part was she arrived via bird cage and was wearing black feathers! there were numerous backup dancers to distract from miley (i suppose) and they, too, carried out the bird theme in even more ridiculous ways.
at one point, the bird dancers moved what appeared to be two large bales of straw onto the stage. as far as I could see, that's about all they did with them, but who knows... this is miley. she may be developing a variation on the lap dance that the censors at abc decided not to show us. or maybe she only did what was shown which was to stand in the middle of the stage cocking her head to one side (her bird imitation?) and continuing her lip synching.
well, it wasn't as bad as what I expected. but then, what I expected was a repetition of her live performance of party in the usa. someone has cut her off from live performances.
miley has sincerely promised us this will be her last musical effort. I have to say, FOR HER, it does show some musical progression as it did not tempt me to stab out my own eardrums.
also, it was interesting miley refrained from some of her usual moves (particularly the one borrowed from michael jackson and madonna). I am not sure if she actually left it out or if the merciful producers of the show ignored it.
I know miley has bosses that tell her what to do, so this last thing isn't necessarily her fault: the entire performance revealed that not only can miley be tamed, she has been and is currently someone's pet songbird. a tone deaf, pervy someone who collects pets?
Thursday, February 18, 2010
hey, wait, i have a new complaint
grr... kurt cobain biopic (known around "town" as "all apologies") has a new director. it's gonna be "true to life" about how kurt killed himself, ya'll.
yeah, fucking explain to me how you can write a note, tidy up your shooting kit, and shoot yourself with a shotgun after you're dead. THEN you comb your hair except you're still holding the gun... oh hell.
maybe they'll get crissy crocker to play kurt and the snakemonster to play courtney. courtney would firebomb the set every other day.
crissy crocker is the "leave britney aloooooone" guy. i'm pretty sure he has no idea who kurt is and no desire to wear a wardrobe heavily made up of levis, converse, and thrift store flannel. oh snap, no this is just two days. so, ONE OUTFIT. hehe.
the snakemonster would just be disappointed in courtney didn't have a naked orgy scene at her "hotel detox".
yeah, that's really what that bitch was doing. detoxing at a hotel. turns out that's pretty common. but it sheds light on why kurt was all sorts of "why do I have to go to rehab?" cuz no one else had to go.
since kurt's whole public personna changed OVERNIGHT when he died and has only been further twisted by stupid people and attention whores (mostly the skank), maybe my casting choice will finally wake people up a little to the bullshit they've been fed.
the seattle police does not employ sherlock holmes. but, even if they did, he wouldn't have been sent on this case because it was never investigated. they went in wanting to see a suicide and they saw one.
they didn't even test a partly drunk can of root beer in the room with kurt. courtney's own father claims was drugged. he says kurt actually died in the living room and then he was taken to where he was found. this makes sense when you notice some things about how kurt was found.
I read some dumb bitch saying they refuse to believe they live in a country where courtney could get away with murder. geeze louise, they didn't call in the fbi. that's not how this shit works.
despite her strange behavior, the skank isn't a moron. and, as her first husband says, she had a lot of $$$$$. that goes a long, long way with a corrupt cop or two.
also, stuff happens whether you "believe" in it or not. read up on human experimentation. start with craft vs. vanderbilt. vanderbilt is a hospital. craft was a pregnant woman. and she wasn't the only one. granted, people way smarter and better connected than skank were involved, but it shows how much people will look the other way. and once they lie, they are motivated to keep on lying.
yeah... I know that's a weird place to wind up. I just really hate the "I refuse to believe" argument. too many people are trenched in at that point. they spend a lot of time watching fox news and yelling at the rest of us.
people disguise murders as suicides every single day. all across the u.s. and other places, too.
people lie. people we expect to protect us betray us. you have to look at what's actually happening and not what you wish happened. and realize all of these shows about forensic science... even the ones based on real cases... aren't always how things are done.
especially when you have a case from 1994 where most of the evidence was destroyed within days of the event. which is suspicious all by itself.
but, the movie will surely come up with some plausible lies to explain things like kurt's volvo having four flat tires. and two kinds of handwriting on the "suicide note". grr!
perpetuating the lie of what happened to kurt affects things other than how people view him. so, to me, that's another reason why solidifying that stupid story and making a movie about it is a bad idea.
yeah, fucking explain to me how you can write a note, tidy up your shooting kit, and shoot yourself with a shotgun after you're dead. THEN you comb your hair except you're still holding the gun... oh hell.
maybe they'll get crissy crocker to play kurt and the snakemonster to play courtney. courtney would firebomb the set every other day.
crissy crocker is the "leave britney aloooooone" guy. i'm pretty sure he has no idea who kurt is and no desire to wear a wardrobe heavily made up of levis, converse, and thrift store flannel. oh snap, no this is just two days. so, ONE OUTFIT. hehe.
the snakemonster would just be disappointed in courtney didn't have a naked orgy scene at her "hotel detox".
yeah, that's really what that bitch was doing. detoxing at a hotel. turns out that's pretty common. but it sheds light on why kurt was all sorts of "why do I have to go to rehab?" cuz no one else had to go.
since kurt's whole public personna changed OVERNIGHT when he died and has only been further twisted by stupid people and attention whores (mostly the skank), maybe my casting choice will finally wake people up a little to the bullshit they've been fed.
the seattle police does not employ sherlock holmes. but, even if they did, he wouldn't have been sent on this case because it was never investigated. they went in wanting to see a suicide and they saw one.
they didn't even test a partly drunk can of root beer in the room with kurt. courtney's own father claims was drugged. he says kurt actually died in the living room and then he was taken to where he was found. this makes sense when you notice some things about how kurt was found.
I read some dumb bitch saying they refuse to believe they live in a country where courtney could get away with murder. geeze louise, they didn't call in the fbi. that's not how this shit works.
despite her strange behavior, the skank isn't a moron. and, as her first husband says, she had a lot of $$$$$. that goes a long, long way with a corrupt cop or two.
also, stuff happens whether you "believe" in it or not. read up on human experimentation. start with craft vs. vanderbilt. vanderbilt is a hospital. craft was a pregnant woman. and she wasn't the only one. granted, people way smarter and better connected than skank were involved, but it shows how much people will look the other way. and once they lie, they are motivated to keep on lying.
yeah... I know that's a weird place to wind up. I just really hate the "I refuse to believe" argument. too many people are trenched in at that point. they spend a lot of time watching fox news and yelling at the rest of us.
people disguise murders as suicides every single day. all across the u.s. and other places, too.
people lie. people we expect to protect us betray us. you have to look at what's actually happening and not what you wish happened. and realize all of these shows about forensic science... even the ones based on real cases... aren't always how things are done.
especially when you have a case from 1994 where most of the evidence was destroyed within days of the event. which is suspicious all by itself.
but, the movie will surely come up with some plausible lies to explain things like kurt's volvo having four flat tires. and two kinds of handwriting on the "suicide note". grr!
perpetuating the lie of what happened to kurt affects things other than how people view him. so, to me, that's another reason why solidifying that stupid story and making a movie about it is a bad idea.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
miley's auction for haiti
I give her a lot of grief, but this seems to be a good idea on the part of miley cyrus (or whoever, miley's the one promoting it). she and some other celebrities are going to auction some things off and give the proceeds to diaster relief in haiti.
i'm not sure exactly what they're auctioning, but surely some celebrity-owned items will be on the list for people who are into that.
who knows, maybe miley will auction off some of her clothes even... so next time you're at the mall, keep your eyes peeled for a girl shopping in one of miley's castoff dresses.
i'm not sure exactly what they're auctioning, but surely some celebrity-owned items will be on the list for people who are into that.
who knows, maybe miley will auction off some of her clothes even... so next time you're at the mall, keep your eyes peeled for a girl shopping in one of miley's castoff dresses.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
simon cowell is dead to me
oh, HELL NO! simon cowell got wind that quincy jones was going to do a 25th anniversary edition of "we are the world". o.k., whatever.
quincy jones and lionel richie (and michael jackson chimed in with "we are the children" and possibly a "shamoan" or two) wrote the thing, so again. whatever.
but simon has proven his evilness by using for "his" "charity" single a real song. a song that wasn't stupid... he's using "everybody hurts" by r.e.m.
only, he's lined up some singers... honestly, I stopped reading after the second name because that name is MILEY CYRUS. oh, hell no, she can't sing even a little at all. wtf? this is sick and wrong. the first name was susan boyle. hello, michael stipe sings perfectly well.
I assume this is for haiti which, if so, is kind of mean. "everybody hurts"? I didn't just have a building fall on me, so i'd say my pain level is something i don't want to complain to people in haiti about.
also... we don't really need "awareness" about haiti. they straight up need help. so, why not stop with all the nonsense and just send the fucking money straight to them NOW? yes, there's less showing off. but, if assholes could refrain from skimming money from charities more money could be sent faster.
and isn't helping people what charity is about?
however, simon cowell is still dead to me. there was no need to expose the public to miley cyrus trying to cover people who can actually sing.
quincy jones and lionel richie (and michael jackson chimed in with "we are the children" and possibly a "shamoan" or two) wrote the thing, so again. whatever.
but simon has proven his evilness by using for "his" "charity" single a real song. a song that wasn't stupid... he's using "everybody hurts" by r.e.m.
only, he's lined up some singers... honestly, I stopped reading after the second name because that name is MILEY CYRUS. oh, hell no, she can't sing even a little at all. wtf? this is sick and wrong. the first name was susan boyle. hello, michael stipe sings perfectly well.
I assume this is for haiti which, if so, is kind of mean. "everybody hurts"? I didn't just have a building fall on me, so i'd say my pain level is something i don't want to complain to people in haiti about.
also... we don't really need "awareness" about haiti. they straight up need help. so, why not stop with all the nonsense and just send the fucking money straight to them NOW? yes, there's less showing off. but, if assholes could refrain from skimming money from charities more money could be sent faster.
and isn't helping people what charity is about?
however, simon cowell is still dead to me. there was no need to expose the public to miley cyrus trying to cover people who can actually sing.
Friday, January 8, 2010
countdown on the snakemonster
disney has announced that, more than likely, the 4th season of hanna montana will be the last (they gave themselves an out... just in case...)
miley, meanwhile, has made noises that's she's ready to move on... to the fabtabulous career she thinks she has waiting for her...
of course, this is s.o.p. for the mouse and they already have younger starlets waiting in the wings... of course, miley may be too young to have noticed.
miley has already said she's not that crazy about singing... so I wonder what she's thinking she's going to do...
not a few people think she's going to do playboy as an 18th bday present to herself.
I guess when she does we'll see her "just breathe" tattoo emblazoned on her chest. she says it's about cystic fibrosis, but rumor has it that the tattoo originally said "justin." this is from ent, so... well, crazydaysandnights is usually pretty reliable.
miley, meanwhile, has made noises that's she's ready to move on... to the fabtabulous career she thinks she has waiting for her...
of course, this is s.o.p. for the mouse and they already have younger starlets waiting in the wings... of course, miley may be too young to have noticed.
miley has already said she's not that crazy about singing... so I wonder what she's thinking she's going to do...
not a few people think she's going to do playboy as an 18th bday present to herself.
I guess when she does we'll see her "just breathe" tattoo emblazoned on her chest. she says it's about cystic fibrosis, but rumor has it that the tattoo originally said "justin." this is from ent, so... well, crazydaysandnights is usually pretty reliable.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
the snakemonster: devoid of any semblance of talent
I don't know exactly why, but the people at cracked call miley cyrus the snakemonster. possibly because she has no discernable talent so the only assumption we can make is that she is something evil. like a snakemonster.
yes, I watched her "party in the usa" video. this would also be the first (and I pray the only) time to have heard this "song."
well, I have to apologize all over the place to lady gaga. she is a gorgeously beautiful and fabulous nightengale. talent forms an aura of awesomeness all around her. she also manages not to look like a prostitute being dragged in to nightcourt in her sexy weird outfits.
miley can't sing, she can't dance, she has a bad personality, she can't act, she's not very pretty, she is annoying.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A CAREER? why?
not only does she have one, but her career has revitalized billy ray's career. I cannot overstate how much I never wanted that to happen.
billy ray can't sing, he acts like a big wooden ham, he has negative charisma... I just can't stand him. I never could. but he's back and they even made a made for tv movie for christmas with him. which means we'll have to see it 65 times per year every year that has a christmas.
also, they are grooming miley's younger sister noah to do whatever miley does. so, pretty soon there will be two of them. plus, miley has a brother who's in a band or whatever.
back to "party in the usa"... it was BEYOND AWFUL. there seems to be something sinister about it.
miley, wearing her usual whorewear, is kicking through the dust and walking by pickup trucks. the place where the video is set looks like a good location for an if you like dirt and desolation in your décor.
the lyrics are a bit sickening... something about seeing the hollywood sign and being excited. then remembering at the moment she saw it she was listening to a jay-z song.
then she tells us she's nodding her head and moving her hips and there's a party in the usa. it disturbs me and I think it gave me a nightmare.
at the end of the video, miley and her grubby (pretend) friends are in a big old birdcage. miley's standing up on the swing and everyone else is climbing around.
I am afraid. I hope the pristine lady gaga does not associate with such people. say what you will, at least with lady gaga I can usually figure out that i'm listening to someone sing. also, I never have to see lady gaga doing weird things with her dad.
and mind you, lady gaga does things like wear a fetish suit, "bleed" during performances, and carry around a teacup. but, she actually has a pretty voice when you get a chance to hear it. and I have never heard her screeching about her purity ring.
this reminds me, one of the jonas brothers (kevin? I don't know, the one oldest maybe) was prancing about in an aleister crowley t-shirt. now, I have never once run across an aleister crowley shirt in a store, so he had to deliberately obtain this shirt. I wonder what his pal aleister crowley would think about purity rings.
yes, I watched her "party in the usa" video. this would also be the first (and I pray the only) time to have heard this "song."
well, I have to apologize all over the place to lady gaga. she is a gorgeously beautiful and fabulous nightengale. talent forms an aura of awesomeness all around her. she also manages not to look like a prostitute being dragged in to nightcourt in her sexy weird outfits.
miley can't sing, she can't dance, she has a bad personality, she can't act, she's not very pretty, she is annoying.
WHY DOES SHE HAVE A CAREER? why?
not only does she have one, but her career has revitalized billy ray's career. I cannot overstate how much I never wanted that to happen.
billy ray can't sing, he acts like a big wooden ham, he has negative charisma... I just can't stand him. I never could. but he's back and they even made a made for tv movie for christmas with him. which means we'll have to see it 65 times per year every year that has a christmas.
also, they are grooming miley's younger sister noah to do whatever miley does. so, pretty soon there will be two of them. plus, miley has a brother who's in a band or whatever.
back to "party in the usa"... it was BEYOND AWFUL. there seems to be something sinister about it.
miley, wearing her usual whorewear, is kicking through the dust and walking by pickup trucks. the place where the video is set looks like a good location for an if you like dirt and desolation in your décor.
the lyrics are a bit sickening... something about seeing the hollywood sign and being excited. then remembering at the moment she saw it she was listening to a jay-z song.
then she tells us she's nodding her head and moving her hips and there's a party in the usa. it disturbs me and I think it gave me a nightmare.
at the end of the video, miley and her grubby (pretend) friends are in a big old birdcage. miley's standing up on the swing and everyone else is climbing around.
I am afraid. I hope the pristine lady gaga does not associate with such people. say what you will, at least with lady gaga I can usually figure out that i'm listening to someone sing. also, I never have to see lady gaga doing weird things with her dad.
and mind you, lady gaga does things like wear a fetish suit, "bleed" during performances, and carry around a teacup. but, she actually has a pretty voice when you get a chance to hear it. and I have never heard her screeching about her purity ring.
this reminds me, one of the jonas brothers (kevin? I don't know, the one oldest maybe) was prancing about in an aleister crowley t-shirt. now, I have never once run across an aleister crowley shirt in a store, so he had to deliberately obtain this shirt. I wonder what his pal aleister crowley would think about purity rings.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
there's no hope for music...
miley cyrus also met the queen. she was also wearing a red dress. (oh, and wendy williams says lady gaga's dress was leather which seems more plausible, actually.) so, red dress at important events and butterflies in weird places (gaga has been known to "play" a butterfly-covered piano and miley has them all over everything). these seem to be current indicators of acts that aren't going anywhere no matter how many innocent people their cauterwaling deafens. oh, btw, sweet lil miley (as if) "performed" with her hand near her crotch. KLASSY!!
Friday, November 13, 2009
alas
I am so missing my kickass satellite package daddy had us signed up on... even though MOST of the time he controlled the remote and he had a fondness for news, old-fashioned gospel music, westerns of all eras, and "hanna montana."
well, if they still made sitcoms, maybe he wouldn't have started watching the disney channel. and that is 100 percent my fault.
my nephew and niece-in-law arrived and they have three little girls. well, daddy was watching the news and it was discussing something that involved many people dying (this war we're in probably). so, panicked, I turned it on "hanna montana."
and, I have to say, if a person doesn't like reality shows or game shows... well, there is at least a story to it. also, his hearing wasn't that great any more so miley's singing didn't bother him. I heard one of her songs the other day and, I swear, I thought it was billy ray. seriously.
she sounds just like him. supposedly, she's not his biological daughter, but I don't know about that.
(sigh) I miss my father.
well, if they still made sitcoms, maybe he wouldn't have started watching the disney channel. and that is 100 percent my fault.
my nephew and niece-in-law arrived and they have three little girls. well, daddy was watching the news and it was discussing something that involved many people dying (this war we're in probably). so, panicked, I turned it on "hanna montana."
and, I have to say, if a person doesn't like reality shows or game shows... well, there is at least a story to it. also, his hearing wasn't that great any more so miley's singing didn't bother him. I heard one of her songs the other day and, I swear, I thought it was billy ray. seriously.
she sounds just like him. supposedly, she's not his biological daughter, but I don't know about that.
(sigh) I miss my father.
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