I thought I was done with writing about john mayer...
needing new publicity for her new project, skank took to her twitter to bitch about john mayer. and tell us about her vagina exercises.
she wants to teach him his place via her usual (at first) methods... sex and beatings. ok, john... do not lose sight of the fact that she will eventually kill you and molest your dead body. she'll lay in your blood, wear your clothes, and endlessly bitch about what an asshole you were. she's charming like that.
if you want a beatdown, get kayne to do it (he'll stop hitting you way sooner). if you want sex, drunk dial jessica simpson (she'll take pity eventually). but, none of that with skank.
btw, I predicted (offline) that the skank would do something like this. she's so PREDICTABLE.
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Friday, February 26, 2010
Thursday, February 18, 2010
hey, wait, i have a new complaint
grr... kurt cobain biopic (known around "town" as "all apologies") has a new director. it's gonna be "true to life" about how kurt killed himself, ya'll.
yeah, fucking explain to me how you can write a note, tidy up your shooting kit, and shoot yourself with a shotgun after you're dead. THEN you comb your hair except you're still holding the gun... oh hell.
maybe they'll get crissy crocker to play kurt and the snakemonster to play courtney. courtney would firebomb the set every other day.
crissy crocker is the "leave britney aloooooone" guy. i'm pretty sure he has no idea who kurt is and no desire to wear a wardrobe heavily made up of levis, converse, and thrift store flannel. oh snap, no this is just two days. so, ONE OUTFIT. hehe.
the snakemonster would just be disappointed in courtney didn't have a naked orgy scene at her "hotel detox".
yeah, that's really what that bitch was doing. detoxing at a hotel. turns out that's pretty common. but it sheds light on why kurt was all sorts of "why do I have to go to rehab?" cuz no one else had to go.
since kurt's whole public personna changed OVERNIGHT when he died and has only been further twisted by stupid people and attention whores (mostly the skank), maybe my casting choice will finally wake people up a little to the bullshit they've been fed.
the seattle police does not employ sherlock holmes. but, even if they did, he wouldn't have been sent on this case because it was never investigated. they went in wanting to see a suicide and they saw one.
they didn't even test a partly drunk can of root beer in the room with kurt. courtney's own father claims was drugged. he says kurt actually died in the living room and then he was taken to where he was found. this makes sense when you notice some things about how kurt was found.
I read some dumb bitch saying they refuse to believe they live in a country where courtney could get away with murder. geeze louise, they didn't call in the fbi. that's not how this shit works.
despite her strange behavior, the skank isn't a moron. and, as her first husband says, she had a lot of $$$$$. that goes a long, long way with a corrupt cop or two.
also, stuff happens whether you "believe" in it or not. read up on human experimentation. start with craft vs. vanderbilt. vanderbilt is a hospital. craft was a pregnant woman. and she wasn't the only one. granted, people way smarter and better connected than skank were involved, but it shows how much people will look the other way. and once they lie, they are motivated to keep on lying.
yeah... I know that's a weird place to wind up. I just really hate the "I refuse to believe" argument. too many people are trenched in at that point. they spend a lot of time watching fox news and yelling at the rest of us.
people disguise murders as suicides every single day. all across the u.s. and other places, too.
people lie. people we expect to protect us betray us. you have to look at what's actually happening and not what you wish happened. and realize all of these shows about forensic science... even the ones based on real cases... aren't always how things are done.
especially when you have a case from 1994 where most of the evidence was destroyed within days of the event. which is suspicious all by itself.
but, the movie will surely come up with some plausible lies to explain things like kurt's volvo having four flat tires. and two kinds of handwriting on the "suicide note". grr!
perpetuating the lie of what happened to kurt affects things other than how people view him. so, to me, that's another reason why solidifying that stupid story and making a movie about it is a bad idea.
yeah, fucking explain to me how you can write a note, tidy up your shooting kit, and shoot yourself with a shotgun after you're dead. THEN you comb your hair except you're still holding the gun... oh hell.
maybe they'll get crissy crocker to play kurt and the snakemonster to play courtney. courtney would firebomb the set every other day.
crissy crocker is the "leave britney aloooooone" guy. i'm pretty sure he has no idea who kurt is and no desire to wear a wardrobe heavily made up of levis, converse, and thrift store flannel. oh snap, no this is just two days. so, ONE OUTFIT. hehe.
the snakemonster would just be disappointed in courtney didn't have a naked orgy scene at her "hotel detox".
yeah, that's really what that bitch was doing. detoxing at a hotel. turns out that's pretty common. but it sheds light on why kurt was all sorts of "why do I have to go to rehab?" cuz no one else had to go.
since kurt's whole public personna changed OVERNIGHT when he died and has only been further twisted by stupid people and attention whores (mostly the skank), maybe my casting choice will finally wake people up a little to the bullshit they've been fed.
the seattle police does not employ sherlock holmes. but, even if they did, he wouldn't have been sent on this case because it was never investigated. they went in wanting to see a suicide and they saw one.
they didn't even test a partly drunk can of root beer in the room with kurt. courtney's own father claims was drugged. he says kurt actually died in the living room and then he was taken to where he was found. this makes sense when you notice some things about how kurt was found.
I read some dumb bitch saying they refuse to believe they live in a country where courtney could get away with murder. geeze louise, they didn't call in the fbi. that's not how this shit works.
despite her strange behavior, the skank isn't a moron. and, as her first husband says, she had a lot of $$$$$. that goes a long, long way with a corrupt cop or two.
also, stuff happens whether you "believe" in it or not. read up on human experimentation. start with craft vs. vanderbilt. vanderbilt is a hospital. craft was a pregnant woman. and she wasn't the only one. granted, people way smarter and better connected than skank were involved, but it shows how much people will look the other way. and once they lie, they are motivated to keep on lying.
yeah... I know that's a weird place to wind up. I just really hate the "I refuse to believe" argument. too many people are trenched in at that point. they spend a lot of time watching fox news and yelling at the rest of us.
people disguise murders as suicides every single day. all across the u.s. and other places, too.
people lie. people we expect to protect us betray us. you have to look at what's actually happening and not what you wish happened. and realize all of these shows about forensic science... even the ones based on real cases... aren't always how things are done.
especially when you have a case from 1994 where most of the evidence was destroyed within days of the event. which is suspicious all by itself.
but, the movie will surely come up with some plausible lies to explain things like kurt's volvo having four flat tires. and two kinds of handwriting on the "suicide note". grr!
perpetuating the lie of what happened to kurt affects things other than how people view him. so, to me, that's another reason why solidifying that stupid story and making a movie about it is a bad idea.
Monday, January 25, 2010
pastor joseph schimmel of the goodfight is ignorant
yes, I am thinking "ignorant" in a michael jackson voice. but, that doesn't detract from how massively misinformed this pastor is in his youtube expose of kurt cobain and nirvana as being satanists. see what I mean?
first, the pastor says kurt's name so many times i'm surprised he has time for any other words. second, he has looked into kurt's life at least 15 seconds and used a quote from skank (of all fucking people) to tell us not only is kurt cobain a satanist... he is SUCH a satanist.
he did use a quote from kurt... you know the episode of headbangers ball where kurt wore "a gown" (which hardly does that monstrosity justice). yeah... pastor slowmmel, it's call SARCASM. kurt was MAKING FUN OF headbangers' ball for putting him on in the first place. and "worshiping satan" (or saying he wanted to) was part of the joke.
nirvana was not a metal band. I noticed the pastor couldn't find a bunch of satanist imagery surrounding kurt, so he had to use concert footage where kurt wears a dress and a freaking tiara. (haha)
you know, pastor schmmel, two other guys were on stage with KURT COBAIN and they are still alive. maybe you should get them to clarify if you don't believe fans.
then he tells us kurt was a "sexual deviant" and according to courtney love (eyeroll) he'd "made out with half the guys in seattle." hello, courtney confused kurt with herself and "making out" with "fucking."
not that kurt's fans care about this stuff, but his best friend from high school (who is gay) says kurt was straight. however, kurt sometimes told people he was gay, too, to protect his friend. I believe this guy over courtney.
as far as "desecrating a church" by painting "god is gay" on a building OWNED BY the open bible church... he did that when he was a kid. I have never heard that he regularly did such things.
THERE ARE NO CUT UP BABIES on in utero or any other nirvana album. freaking use google images.
finally, who when looking for satanists overlooks skank and goes to kurt? pastor, you need to get your evil-dar tuned up stat.
and stop being so ignorant. or just stfu.
first, the pastor says kurt's name so many times i'm surprised he has time for any other words. second, he has looked into kurt's life at least 15 seconds and used a quote from skank (of all fucking people) to tell us not only is kurt cobain a satanist... he is SUCH a satanist.
he did use a quote from kurt... you know the episode of headbangers ball where kurt wore "a gown" (which hardly does that monstrosity justice). yeah... pastor slowmmel, it's call SARCASM. kurt was MAKING FUN OF headbangers' ball for putting him on in the first place. and "worshiping satan" (or saying he wanted to) was part of the joke.
nirvana was not a metal band. I noticed the pastor couldn't find a bunch of satanist imagery surrounding kurt, so he had to use concert footage where kurt wears a dress and a freaking tiara. (haha)
you know, pastor schmmel, two other guys were on stage with KURT COBAIN and they are still alive. maybe you should get them to clarify if you don't believe fans.
then he tells us kurt was a "sexual deviant" and according to courtney love (eyeroll) he'd "made out with half the guys in seattle." hello, courtney confused kurt with herself and "making out" with "fucking."
not that kurt's fans care about this stuff, but his best friend from high school (who is gay) says kurt was straight. however, kurt sometimes told people he was gay, too, to protect his friend. I believe this guy over courtney.
as far as "desecrating a church" by painting "god is gay" on a building OWNED BY the open bible church... he did that when he was a kid. I have never heard that he regularly did such things.
THERE ARE NO CUT UP BABIES on in utero or any other nirvana album. freaking use google images.
finally, who when looking for satanists overlooks skank and goes to kurt? pastor, you need to get your evil-dar tuned up stat.
and stop being so ignorant. or just stfu.
Monday, December 14, 2009
skanks and non-skanks! :)
today has been a day of the word "skank" being thrown around a lot on my tv and on the internets.
first, I was hideously disappointed to find that the tabloid at the checkout has lied (shocking, I know)! they tantalized me with the hope casey "skanky" anthony had changed her plea to guilty in exchange for her life. as far as I can tell, she hasn't done that.
granted, everyone has been chattering about that golfing skank tiger woods today. they can scarcely speak of anything else.
elin didn't wear her wedding ring today ya'll. er... duh. I don't know (or care) if she'll leave or stay. but when your male slut husband acquires a harem; you're allowed to leave the ring at home if you want.
heck, maybe she sold that bad boy (the ring, not the ho). then, if he wants her back... he's got to get her a new one.
I am so tired of everyone trying to "understand" tiger's behavior. well, how about he's a pro athlete and is livin' the life and would've kept doing it if he hadn't gotten caught.
although, I did find a site that says he's gay. there are some elements of the gay lifestyle that are a mystery me, but i'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong.
speaking of male skanks, the skank chris brown twittered a lamentation against walmart. they do not sell his latest crappy ass cd. no one cares, chris.
then there are the 13 mistresses. a lot of people are calling them "skanks" and saying they don't have jobs! yes, they do have jobs. "porn star" is a job. "hostess" is a job. "reality show ho" is a job. plus, there are some waitresses and everyone in hollywood should know THAT'S a job.
i'm not as offended by the girls as some people. some people wonder why they're all "the same type of girl".
well, speaking for the non-skank population I will say that we try to avoid men who are married with children. hello? that's a big deal.
also, I fail to see the amazing good looks tiger woods allegedly has (maybe he looks totally different in person). his sport is waiting at the dmv boring.
the only thing he really has going for him is $$$. but the people who'd have sex with someone for money are, by definition, whores (no offense, ladies, i'm not the one criticizing you) so this is going to lead around to a certain type...
plus, tiger is a total skank himself. these girls are all practically virgins compared to him, i'm sure.
the blogoverse is mystified why frances cobain's custody has been switched to her paternal grandmother and aunt. well, not why (exhibit a: the skank cl and nearly everything she's ever done), but why she didn't just go for emancipation as she's 17.
do you think courtney wants to lose her meal ticket? frances needs to be able to tell her that the court is forcing them not to live together. it will just make things easier (as in safer). courtney is a dangerous nutbar and frances needs every possible excuse to STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER.
you may have noticed I didn't call frances by her full name. why do people do that? does she go by the whole thing? or are there just a shitload of chicks named "frances cobain" (even though neither name is all that common)? do we have to put the "bean" in there to let everyone know which one? does courtney have like 20 daughters with the same name? seriously?
anyway, good luck to frances (bean). :)
first, I was hideously disappointed to find that the tabloid at the checkout has lied (shocking, I know)! they tantalized me with the hope casey "skanky" anthony had changed her plea to guilty in exchange for her life. as far as I can tell, she hasn't done that.
granted, everyone has been chattering about that golfing skank tiger woods today. they can scarcely speak of anything else.
elin didn't wear her wedding ring today ya'll. er... duh. I don't know (or care) if she'll leave or stay. but when your male slut husband acquires a harem; you're allowed to leave the ring at home if you want.
heck, maybe she sold that bad boy (the ring, not the ho). then, if he wants her back... he's got to get her a new one.
I am so tired of everyone trying to "understand" tiger's behavior. well, how about he's a pro athlete and is livin' the life and would've kept doing it if he hadn't gotten caught.
although, I did find a site that says he's gay. there are some elements of the gay lifestyle that are a mystery me, but i'm pretty sure he's doing it wrong.
speaking of male skanks, the skank chris brown twittered a lamentation against walmart. they do not sell his latest crappy ass cd. no one cares, chris.
then there are the 13 mistresses. a lot of people are calling them "skanks" and saying they don't have jobs! yes, they do have jobs. "porn star" is a job. "hostess" is a job. "reality show ho" is a job. plus, there are some waitresses and everyone in hollywood should know THAT'S a job.
i'm not as offended by the girls as some people. some people wonder why they're all "the same type of girl".
well, speaking for the non-skank population I will say that we try to avoid men who are married with children. hello? that's a big deal.
also, I fail to see the amazing good looks tiger woods allegedly has (maybe he looks totally different in person). his sport is waiting at the dmv boring.
the only thing he really has going for him is $$$. but the people who'd have sex with someone for money are, by definition, whores (no offense, ladies, i'm not the one criticizing you) so this is going to lead around to a certain type...
plus, tiger is a total skank himself. these girls are all practically virgins compared to him, i'm sure.
the blogoverse is mystified why frances cobain's custody has been switched to her paternal grandmother and aunt. well, not why (exhibit a: the skank cl and nearly everything she's ever done), but why she didn't just go for emancipation as she's 17.
do you think courtney wants to lose her meal ticket? frances needs to be able to tell her that the court is forcing them not to live together. it will just make things easier (as in safer). courtney is a dangerous nutbar and frances needs every possible excuse to STAY FAR AWAY FROM HER.
you may have noticed I didn't call frances by her full name. why do people do that? does she go by the whole thing? or are there just a shitload of chicks named "frances cobain" (even though neither name is all that common)? do we have to put the "bean" in there to let everyone know which one? does courtney have like 20 daughters with the same name? seriously?
anyway, good luck to frances (bean). :)
Sunday, November 29, 2009
projecting
well, courtney love has taken to her poor abused computer (pda, netbook, what have you) to let us know britney spears is a sex slave to her molestor father and courtney's not gonna stand for it! she's not too clear on how she's going to stop it, but whatever.
sometimes I think courtney gets britney confused with herself. because her britney posts come out of left field like the "strapped to a gurney" rant. just all of a sudden (it seems to me, but then I do not EVER go to any of her pages), she's gotta talk about britbrt.
people are all taking this seriously. well, it could be true. courtney actually is not stupid. but she does lie A LOT.
I don't know if she even knows britney. for some reason, I just can't see those two hanging out even if they do have some similar interests.
meanwhile, the unfortunate dj qualls apparently hooked up with courtney. people, leave her alone. good grief. but then again, i'm sure he was no match for her feminine wiles. although I am a bit surprised she chose him, but it was thanksgiving. most people were too busy eating.
just to terrify myself further, I looked up courtney on who's date who (i know it should be "whom"). here's who they list (note, apologies to any guys who do not belong on this list):
fred durst (er... courtney?), he's a leo!
ian wagner
jeff buckley, a scorpio!
russell brand, gemini
ted nugent (in 1976?! wtf? courtney was 12 then!), sagittarius
james moreland (first husband, a musician, who is now scared of her. took out an ad to try to warn kurt about her)
billy corgan (her especial pet), pisces
kurt cobain (second husband), pisces
edward norton, leo
scott weiland, scorpio
trent reznor, taurus
jim barber
howard stern (the dj, not that dude who married anna nicole), capricorn
julien casablancas, leo
steve coogan, libra
jamie burke
that's the website list... I don't know the significance of everyone's signs. cl is a cancer BTW.
I know this is not everyone. in fact, some of these guys... o.k., I am hoping the ted nugent thing is wrong, but probably not. what a perv. I have seen a picture of cl when she was around that age, she did not look like a grown woman.
i've heard evan dando got to spend some time with cl and her special teddy bear (sick!).
I have no idea why i'm talking about this... oh yeah, of course she knows stuff, but you can never trust her. never.
sometimes I think courtney gets britney confused with herself. because her britney posts come out of left field like the "strapped to a gurney" rant. just all of a sudden (it seems to me, but then I do not EVER go to any of her pages), she's gotta talk about britbrt.
people are all taking this seriously. well, it could be true. courtney actually is not stupid. but she does lie A LOT.
I don't know if she even knows britney. for some reason, I just can't see those two hanging out even if they do have some similar interests.
meanwhile, the unfortunate dj qualls apparently hooked up with courtney. people, leave her alone. good grief. but then again, i'm sure he was no match for her feminine wiles. although I am a bit surprised she chose him, but it was thanksgiving. most people were too busy eating.
just to terrify myself further, I looked up courtney on who's date who (i know it should be "whom"). here's who they list (note, apologies to any guys who do not belong on this list):
fred durst (er... courtney?), he's a leo!
ian wagner
jeff buckley, a scorpio!
russell brand, gemini
ted nugent (in 1976?! wtf? courtney was 12 then!), sagittarius
james moreland (first husband, a musician, who is now scared of her. took out an ad to try to warn kurt about her)
billy corgan (her especial pet), pisces
kurt cobain (second husband), pisces
edward norton, leo
scott weiland, scorpio
trent reznor, taurus
jim barber
howard stern (the dj, not that dude who married anna nicole), capricorn
julien casablancas, leo
steve coogan, libra
jamie burke
that's the website list... I don't know the significance of everyone's signs. cl is a cancer BTW.
I know this is not everyone. in fact, some of these guys... o.k., I am hoping the ted nugent thing is wrong, but probably not. what a perv. I have seen a picture of cl when she was around that age, she did not look like a grown woman.
i've heard evan dando got to spend some time with cl and her special teddy bear (sick!).
I have no idea why i'm talking about this... oh yeah, of course she knows stuff, but you can never trust her. never.
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