guess who's back and now with clothes for sale!

as if the internets were awaiting her return with trepidation, jessi slaughter (that's her "scene" last name) is back online. she went on someone else's account, called everyone "bitches" and announced she had a clothing line coming soon.

the same people who took exception to her previous video efforts have already noticed. youtube noticed as well and pulled the video (it's been reposted by others). jessica's parents are, i suppose, in a stupor somewhere still believing (as her mother told an interviewer) that jessi hasn't made any videos.

i did try to find out what the clothes looked like, but all i could find were t-shirts made by her detractors bearing such sentiments as "you dun goofed" which is a quote from her father. they also seem fond of the "cyberpolice" and i suppose that will live on after this meme dies.

i saw a video by a mother who said she was speaking directly to jessica and pleaded with her to get off the internet and stay off until she was 18 if that's how long it took for her to realize what she was doing was wrong. she said this very nicely, but i'm sure jessica won't listen to her. she'll probably file that under "haterz" even though there was nothing at all hateful about it. one thing i thought was interesting was she explained, "i know you think you're famous, but you're not. you're infamous." unfortunately, when i watched this i had no idea that it would stick in my mind the way it did, so i don't even recall who posted it. :(

then on the other hand, people have told jessica this in every possible way it can be told... some nicely, some rudely and it hasn't sunk in at all. i know she's 11, but i don't remember being QUITE that thick headed when i was 11. i mean the entire fucking internet is telling this girl GET OFF THE INTERNET and she's back in two weeks calling everyone "bitches" or rather "BITCHES!!!!!"

what about the parents? there are probably more videos aimed at them than at jessie. no one is saying, wow you are doing a fabulous job as a parent. no, everyone (even young teens) are asking them WTF are you thinking?! why aren't you paying attention to your daughter? can't you see what she's getting into? don't you realize your horrendous lack of parenting is affecting her badly? why does she have a webcam in her bedroom? are you nuts? why is she hanging out with a myspace band? shouldn't she be at home playing barbies? haven't you seen the photos she's posted?

i have seen a 16 year old honestly tell them to please read a parenting book because they are doing it wrong. and he was being 100% sincere. that would motivate me a little bit, but if it didn't ... good grief, the police, the psychologist, CPS, and GMA would motivate me.

so, once again... the internet steps in to try to parent a kid and there is no telling what will happen now. because quite honestly, the internet is not the softest of nests. it was never meant to be a babysitter.

pastor joseph schimmel of the goodfight is ignorant

yes, I am thinking "ignorant" in a michael jackson voice. but, that doesn't detract from how massively misinformed this pastor is in his youtube expose of kurt cobain and nirvana as being satanists. see what I mean?

first, the pastor says kurt's name so many times i'm surprised he has time for any other words. second, he has looked into kurt's life at least 15 seconds and used a quote from skank (of all fucking people) to tell us not only is kurt cobain a satanist... he is SUCH a satanist.

he did use a quote from kurt... you know the episode of headbangers ball where kurt wore "a gown" (which hardly does that monstrosity justice). yeah... pastor slowmmel, it's call SARCASM. kurt was MAKING FUN OF headbangers' ball for putting him on in the first place. and "worshiping satan" (or saying he wanted to) was part of the joke.

nirvana was not a metal band. I noticed the pastor couldn't find a bunch of satanist imagery surrounding kurt, so he had to use concert footage where kurt wears a dress and a freaking tiara. (haha)

you know, pastor schmmel, two other guys were on stage with KURT COBAIN and they are still alive. maybe you should get them to clarify if you don't believe fans.

then he tells us kurt was a "sexual deviant" and according to courtney love (eyeroll) he'd "made out with half the guys in seattle." hello, courtney confused kurt with herself and "making out" with "fucking."

not that kurt's fans care about this stuff, but his best friend from high school (who is gay) says kurt was straight. however, kurt sometimes told people he was gay, too, to protect his friend. I believe this guy over courtney.

as far as "desecrating a church" by painting "god is gay" on a building OWNED BY the open bible church... he did that when he was a kid. I have never heard that he regularly did such things.

THERE ARE NO CUT UP BABIES on in utero or any other nirvana album. freaking use google images.

finally, who when looking for satanists overlooks skank and goes to kurt? pastor, you need to get your evil-dar tuned up stat.

and stop being so ignorant. or just stfu.

the adventures of g.h.w. bush and the houston heckler

former president bush (the first) and the houston heckler have one thing in common: the love of pizza. and it has led them to the exact same pizzeria in houston (i'm sure ghwb has more than one fav pizza place, but he so happened to be near this one). this happened around jan. 14....

the houston heckler is enjoying a slice admidst the photo shrine to ghwb when a member of the secret service enters the restaurant and scopes out the place. knowing this could mean only ONE THING the houston heckler ducks outside to get his video camera.

thus, he's waiting when ghwb and his secret service posse stroll into the shop (i wonder how this works... do they stand around and watch him eat, I guess they'd have to, but can they a least buy a pizza for later?).

well, the houston heckler immediately starts yelling at ghwb about the many, many people he's killed (not all in person, obviously) and other things to that effect... well, maybe not... all I can recall is "you're a murderer! you've killed millions of people!"

part of the secret service posse goes and stands between the hh and ghwb. the hh keeps yelling, so the secret service decides maybe he should move along. the pizza place agrees.

the hh pointlessly complains to the pizza employee about their clientele. er... the 75 photographs surely tipped the hh off? (and like the pizza guy is going to argue with the secret service to keep a guy around who's disrupting the lunches of many pizza lovers).

later on that same day, the hh is chilling at home and posting to youtube when the secret service drops by. somehow he's able to arrange talking to them through the window (there are only two agents, I think).

they tell him they can't discuss matters while videotaping, so he should call the office to arrange to meet them elsewhere. by this time, it's pretty clear he's not in too much trouble as they didn't unceremoniously barge in and arrest him.... which tells me he has no criminal record, isn't a member of (a lot of things), and is not a registered gun owner. so, they figure a little yelling is all he's got in them.

he posted some of his calls where he was given the option of getting a lawyer and coming on down to the office. everyone had watched the youtube clip, sounds like.

some of the commenters were mystified how they found him. lol. they followed him. duh. then they ran all his info and went inside for a face-to-face. the secret service has computers, too.

as for ghwb, he seemed a bit puzzled as to why some fool was trying to keep him from pizza. and annoyed. I am going to take from the fact the hh was on some podcast (that I didn't watch) a few days later that ghwb is going to let this one go on by.

the hh made sure and tell the secret service he was "all about peace." hehe

btw, I really don't have a problem with what the hh did. he harmed no one and didn't even yell all that long. he also didn't damage property. so, that's free speech. of course, some of the things he said were things that the secret service has to look into. they appeared to be very patient with him and he might have even got to stay if he'd piped down the first time they asked him.

ghwb didn't really say anything back... but he was listening.