stay away from the skank, john, she will kill you

I thought I was done with writing about john mayer...

needing new publicity for her new project, skank took to her twitter to bitch about john mayer. and tell us about her vagina exercises.

she wants to teach him his place via her usual (at first) methods... sex and beatings. ok, john... do not lose sight of the fact that she will eventually kill you and molest your dead body. she'll lay in your blood, wear your clothes, and endlessly bitch about what an asshole you were. she's charming like that.

if you want a beatdown, get kayne to do it (he'll stop hitting you way sooner). if you want sex, drunk dial jessica simpson (she'll take pity eventually). but, none of that with skank.

btw, I predicted (offline) that the skank would do something like this. she's so PREDICTABLE.

speaking of geniuses...

ok, so I wasn't speaking of geniuses, but... kanye west has taken to his blinding blog (caps lock light blue on black) to tell us he will rap with the dedication of kobe and maya angelou combined.

then he complained the media sucks for all the lying and whatnot. he didn't say it quite like that, but I agree with him there.

most precious of all, he ended with "lol". I don't know if I have ever seen kanye "lol" in caps lock before.