holly j pees herself on degrassi

Can you imagine being in the home stretch of your senior year and you literally leave a little puddle on the floor during a presentation? Me neither, but I see a G.E.D. (or whatever the canadian equivalent is) in your future.

Why did this happen? Well, holly j was so busy go getting she didn't go to the doctor even though she thought she had strep throat. Then she passes right the fuck out in a presentation before the peeing incident and flees the e.r. (or whatever that was she went to which involved a doctor) to keep on go getting. So, the strep settled in home girl's kidneys. Not kidding.

ted bundy still alive? (spoiler: no)

I was just poking around the interwebs and I found someone asked if t.b.'s mother was still alive. I decided to look at the answer and, if you want to believe that answer, she is. And so is her son... you know the same son originally named robert theodore cowell who was executed in 1989? Yeah. People on the interwebs... I tell you.

This is another site I found where you can answer questions and bored drunks answer it. Or whatever you have to be to think "crazy ted" and his mom live down the street from you. If you think they do, you might want to stock up on ... hell, I don't know what you'd need at that point.

drinking and drowning? the concealed crime...

i know the title of this post sounds emo as the blackest of guyliner, but it has to do with some reading i have been doing lately.

apparently, there are a lot of young men who go missing. some have been drinking. some are later found drowned. while i admit drunks and water dont mix, it is baffling how some of these young men ever found themselves in the position to drown. even very, very drunk people arent going to want to swim in rivers in big cities. and it is not that simple to get into the water. if it was, every weekend would see several people bobbing gently in the dirty water. it would be necessary to station someone to stand alongside the river with a fishing people out pole.

so, what is the deal with these half assed explanations. especially since not just a few of these fellows took their entire automobile in with them. it just isnt supposed to be so common. i suppose the moral of this story is if you like to drink at a bar and several young men have somehow found themselves drowned on the way home, find another place to drink.

hi again...

what to blog about...

i have been thinking. i may be making things too difficult.

i am sick again and sleeping too much.

i have a headache.

but, there are more important things than me in the world.

thank you for hanging in there. i am trying to think of something good. i havent even plugged in my laptop. see u soon

billy

i have lost my beautiful angel. but, i still have billy. he is my silly bunny. he is my good boy... well, he is my cute boy. i love billy. daddy used to call him billy jim idk why.

things are not all right

my brother and sister decided that an entire room was not enough to contain my portfolio materials. not that they bothered to consider what they were before they threw them all away. how i will make up for this, i dont know. so, that was the first thing that happened.

i was thinking of a blog idea then my precious angel bunny got sick. despite over fourteen hundred in vet bills... my baby died. my heart is broken. my precious, beautiful, sweet, browneyed spotted girl was gone.

there have been other things, but these two losses are so difficult for me. angel is fa
r more important than my portfolio, of course. but in both cases i wonder what will i do...

one day i will do the post i was working on... i have not stopped blogging permanently... i never meant to stop at all. thanks for reading

happy mlk day

so, today will officially celebrate the birthday of martin luther king, jr. or the day is named for him and google helpfully provides bios in case someone is extremely young or just arrived in the u.s. or are unfamiliar with the details for whatever reason.

but, this holiday is under utilized. we should do something. since mlk ws a reverand and most people already spent all their money in december, i have long been a proponent of potluck. everyone can get together with friends and neighbors to eat baked beans and casseroles. wait... do casseroles still exist

I'm baaaack....

so, here we are in the waning days of 2010 and i am finally getting back to normal. i will try to find something interesting. lately, even when i think of something.. it seems it's very similar to what i have already covered. so, i don't want to bore anyone. or it's just been too complicated to get into.. when i was phone blogging more, i felt o.k. with being lax. i don't know.. we'll see how it goes.

i hope everyone had good holidays. mine were o.k., no complaints.

love,
shampoo

soundgarden returns

well, well... i saw soundgarden on conan. it turns out they are headlining lollapalooza which i guess has been on all of these years. good news.

a sickly poo

shampoo is sorry to have so neglected her blog. shampoo is siiiccckk!

three different antibiotics have found their way into my body and my body is NOT happy let me tell you!

lo, i have read and seen much during these past few weeks. in fact, i should be able to do some fairl cool posts.

i  just need to stay awake long enough haha...