Showing posts with label lida machine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lida machine. Show all posts

Monday, April 12, 2010

lida machine sad drawback

apparently, my insomnia cure was used for brainwashing in korea. :(

the lida machine has been considered obsolete by (then it was the) soviet union (since before it stopped existing). it has a u.s. patent, but "has never been sold here."

some doctor managed to get one to test (after it was considered obsolete). he was making his cat take a nap when someone passing by recognized it from having been hooked to it in korea.

the doctor did make some people go to sleep as well believing it would be safer than drugs.

dammit!!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

oh so there's a mind reading device now...

apparently it was premiered at some convention. it can "guess" what you're thinking about.

omg, I think about the craziest topics. these don't reflect what I actually believe half the time. like, right now I am thinking "leonardo dicaprio is retarded". but, I doubt he's actually retarded. just under-educated due to acting (just go with it) in movies rather than going to schools. although... schools these days...

oh, the mind reading thing is all being promoted as so convenient. wouldn't you like to have the number of a "posh restaurant." if I want a goddamn phone number, I will look at the fucking internet on my goddamned phone. I probably can't AFFORD the "posh restaurant", but whatever. if I should time travel, there have been phone books for 100 years.

just a few days ago, I learned that, like 40 years ago, the russians invented a device (called a lida machine) that can make you go sleepy bye. and it can wake you up, too. can I get one of these?!?! omg! they are allegedly being used to fuck with some people, but, in the right hands (mine) they could be useful. an insomnia cure... I wonder if you can put a timer on one... oh, I think they were originally used in hospitals. I do think there must surely be a drawback to them. (sigh)