Showing posts with label dancing with the stars. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dancing with the stars. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

omg! buzz aldrin, nicey nash (deputy raneesha williams), and pam anderson on dwts

is it weird that raneesha and buzz are already tied as my favorite competitors ever?

pam, I thought I was seeing the lovely wife of ice-t, coco. please let both ice-t and coco go on this show. or just coco.

pussycat doll nicole scherzsinger (or wtfever) is also going to be there. I know her dancing is mostly stripper moves, but still, doesn't that qualify her as dancer?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

little wayne's EIGHT root canals

little wayne a.k.a. lil wayne recently held up a stint in jail because he had to go to the dentist. I don't know why I didn't really think anything of that because, duh, I know that's not how things work.

well, by now everyone knows every tooth he owns had to be completely revamped in ways I don't even want to know about. if there was such a thing as a dental hospital (maybe there is?) he'd be in it.

there is a video that has little wayne and about a dozen other guys, plus two girls, plus numerous friends, plus excessive numbers of video ladies. little wayne is first seen crawling out of a bed overladen with women. you know every time he opened his mouth those girls were giving each other the side eye because they thought someone farted.

he wears a sparkly grill most of the time. i've heard that those things rot your teeth and if this doesn't prove it... I mean, even if he hasn't been to the dentist in ten years what he had to get done was excessive.

then there's the fact little wayne must have the meanest party buddies. when he passed out, they bypassed the sharpies and went straight to tattoo needles. well, that's the best explanation I can think of for his heavily decorated self.

anyway, my teeth have been hurting on and off in sympathy. lol

i'm not sure how long he has to be in jail. maybe he'll take a page out of little kim's (lil kim) book and go on dancing with the stars when he gets free. that would be fun!

ah, little kim on dwts... she was one of my favorite competitors ever.