behold! ring of mysteries! (edited: solved?)

all right, put on your glasses. some people are saying this is brad's "bloodline" ring (hm) and that it proves he is a "black magician". i have laughed about that for.. really a very long time, but what do you think? some people say that the ring is the original fleur de lis. others, me, wonder if it's a sigma chi fraternity ring (i'm probably wrong). whatever it is, i have seen it before and i normally do not hang out with a shitton of "black magicians" (or brad pitt).
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sigma chi (and yes, i see everything on this stuff and i know you do, too, so i'm sparing the analysis)

"hi! everyone! i have powers! you are pwnd!" (wait a sec, check out dude in the red and yellow coat, i think i may have a photo of him later...)

for comparison sake, here are some pictures of "black magicans"... well, they're white guys. but, you know.


aleister crowley (i tried to pick a normal, non-terrifying photo)



"yes, i AM looking at you"




  let's try someone else... this guy is pretty famous..

adolph hitler, in his world war i uniform a.k.a. the most normal photo i could find where he is also an adult

by the way, while looking at old photos i found a photo of grandpa brad at a fraternity meeting!

he's in there somewhere, i'm sure of it!

hehe

allen the duck guy sent me this variation on the masonic symbol (i think it's master mason or such and such degree, idk). it's not an exact match, but this could be it:

is angelina jolie as beautiful as the legendary cleopatra?

i saw an article today that questioned whether cleopatra was actually even a great beauty. but, when i clicked on the link, it was mostly touting angelina jolie taking on the role in an upcoming movie. i don't know how angie jo will feel about that article since that can be interpreted as saying she's not pretty.

i think it's safe to say cleopatra looked pretty damned good since we are still hearing about her NOW. people have forgotten a lot of gorgeous women between then and now, so either she lived up to the hype or she had the best p.r. team the world has ever seen.

that considered, there may not be any actress in the world who can live up to such a high standard of beauty. i think there are prettier actresses than angelina, but i know many people would disagree with that and i don't know that those actress would suit the role. also, what do i know? haha

angelina, they're gushing, has the "perfect look". and, coincidentally, brad pitt has the "perfect look" to play mark anthony. hmmm... how convenient. so, where to find julius cesar? from angie's former loves or former costars (there's a fair number of names on both lists).

i have tried to watch the elizabeth taylor version. i just can't with it. i think it's got so much going on that it gets really cluttered on a television. so, if i had access to a really fine movie theater so i could see it in its intended glory, i might have a different opinion on that.

spy games is stupid

o.k., speaking of the cia ... I finally saw that dumbass movie robert redford and brad pitt made. look, i need to pray this movie is a totally inaccurate portrayal because if it's not... holy shit, we are fucked.

fun highlights:

the cia (in the movie) is unable to tap cell phones or, in fact, hear very well normal conversations/phone conversation IN THEIR OWN BUILDING when they have a specific target IN SIGHT.

they are amazingly easily amused spending TWO DAYS listening to a rambling account that could be easily summed up with one word: "girlfriend".

they haven't heard about sexpionge.

they are very subtle in their operations... oh wait, that was the blues brothers, no they are pretty obvious. however, they are good at climbing stuff.

they have difficulty forging documents.

they have difficulty in detecting forgeries.

they have difficulty in detecting code talk right in front of them.

they will easily give up their true id if a girl pouts. even if their boss outs himself to say, hey dumbass, your girl is not so honest.

they have to be reminded to check out associates.

they need random civilians to carry out assassinations. however, they will drive the civilian to, well, NEAR the target.

they are worse than I am with schedules.

this is just a fucking stupid movie. I am sneakier in my day to day life. also, if I have a signature and a document and ima gonna use an old timey fax machine... I got your forgery, five minutes. everyone knows how to do this, right? it took like two hours in the movie, I swear.