Showing posts with label birthdays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthdays. Show all posts
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
happy birthday "old spice"
it's phyllis diller's birthday, everyone! i saw a skit she did for "spice girl tryouts" (i don't remember which comedy sketch show) where she was "old spice." hilarious. love her.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
people of walgreens, gird your loins!
today is shia lebeof's 24th b-day and walgreens is his favorite drinkin' place! (not kidding)
Sunday, March 28, 2010
happy birthday, lady gaga!
get out your armadillo shoes and your soul-stealing wig, it's time to celebrate lady gaga's 24th birthday! :) i do believe fuse plans to honor her by doing another lady gaga "takeover" day tomorrow on their station.. i think she may even have as many as nine videos now so this should be entertaining!
happy birthday to gaga!
happy birthday to gaga!
Thursday, February 25, 2010
happy birthday, chelsea handler!
today is chelsea's bday, so dedicate your vodka drinking to her! if you're just not going to drink any vodka, play pretend with a glass of water.
or alternately, you could try calling a little person a "nugget." but, i'm not sure if they like that name from anyone but chelsea (she has special privileges).
better yet, read chelsea's book. it's pretty funny. :)
I have it and I couldn't help but notice someone had given steven adler a copy on vh1's sober house. that always cracks me up. what a batshit crazy present for a man going to rehab.
of course, chelsea's worst behavior is like a day in church for steven, so I guess it's all relative?
speaking of musicians whose work I don't particularly like, chelsea said she told john mayer (to his face) two years ago to stop with the jokes and just play music. listen to her, john. write it down so you don't forget!
or alternately, you could try calling a little person a "nugget." but, i'm not sure if they like that name from anyone but chelsea (she has special privileges).
better yet, read chelsea's book. it's pretty funny. :)
I have it and I couldn't help but notice someone had given steven adler a copy on vh1's sober house. that always cracks me up. what a batshit crazy present for a man going to rehab.
of course, chelsea's worst behavior is like a day in church for steven, so I guess it's all relative?
speaking of musicians whose work I don't particularly like, chelsea said she told john mayer (to his face) two years ago to stop with the jokes and just play music. listen to her, john. write it down so you don't forget!
Sunday, January 31, 2010
happy birthday, johnny rotten
to make up for posting about the evil dick yesterday, today I bring glad tidings. it's johnny rotten's bday!
happy birthday! we mean it, man.
happy birthday! we mean it, man.
Saturday, January 30, 2010
please tell me this is wrong...
I just read on dlisted that today is the day hell spit dick cheney onto earth. shockingly, this purportedly happened only 69 years ago!
how can that be possible? he's been lurking around in high ranking (unelected) positions in republican administrations since the presidency of RICHARD NIXON!
I mean wtf?
if this is true, we could have 20 more years of... what he does. (hides)
how can that be possible? he's been lurking around in high ranking (unelected) positions in republican administrations since the presidency of RICHARD NIXON!
I mean wtf?
if this is true, we could have 20 more years of... what he does. (hides)
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